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Usage of the f-word |
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geschrieben am: 31.01.2003 um 11:57 Uhr
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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'f**k'. Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter f, f**k is the only word that is refer to as the f-word.
Its the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. F**k, as most word in the English language, is arrived from German, the word fi**n, which means to strike.
In English, 'f**k' falls into many grammatical categories. As a transitive verb for instance: John f**ked Shuerly. As an intransitive verb: Shuerly f**ks.
Its meaning is not always sexual. It can be used as an adjective, such as: Johns doing all the f**ing work. As part of an adverb: Shuerly talks too f**king much! As an adverb enhancing an adjective: Shuerly is f**king beautiful! As a noun: I dont give a f**k! As part of an adverb: Shuerly talks too f**king much! As part of a word: absof**kinglutely or inf**kingcredible. And as almost every word in a sentence: F**k the f**king f**kers!
This you must realise, that there arent so many words with the versatility of f**k. As in these examples describing situations, such as fraud: I got f**ked at the . Dismay: Oh, f**k it! Trouble: I guess Im really f**ked now! Aggression: Dont f**k with me, Buddy! Difficulty: I dont understand this f**king question! Inquiry: Who the f**k was that? Dissatisfaction: I dont like what the f**k is going on here! Inconfidence: Hes a f**k off! Dismissal: Why dont you go outside and play hide and go f**k yourself?!
Im sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multiprevisatlications, how can be anyone offended when you use the word. We say: Use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It would like denify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly: F**k you!
Thx to Dennis Leary
PS: Ich habe das böse f-Wort extra schon vorzensiert. Deswegen hoffe ich, dass der Text stehen bleibt. Ist schließlich nichts verbotenes dabei. |
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