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Usage of the f-word

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geschrieben am: 31.01.2003    um 11:57 Uhr   
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'f**k'. Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter ‘f’, ‘f**k’ is the only word that is refer to as the ‘f-word’.
It’s the one magical word. Just by it’s sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. ‘F**k’, as most word in the English language, is arrived from German, the word ‘fi**n’, which means to strike.
In English, 'f**k' falls into many grammatical categories. As a transitive verb for instance: “John f**ked Shuerly.” As an intransitive verb: “Shuerly f**ks.”
It’s meaning is not always sexual. It can be used as an adjective, such as: “John’s doing all the f**ing work.” As part of an adverb: “Shuerly talks too f**king much!” As an adverb enhancing an adjective: “Shuerly is f**king beautiful!” As a noun: “I don’t give a f**k!” As part of an adverb: “Shuerly talks too f**king much!” As part of a word: “absof**kinglutely” or “inf**kingcredible”. And as almost every word in a sentence: “F**k the f**king f**kers!”
This you must realise, that there aren’t so many words with the versatility of ‘f**k’. As in these examples describing situations, such as fraud: “I got f**ked at the .” Dismay: “Oh, f**k it!” Trouble: “I guess I’m really f**ked now!” Aggression: “Don’t f**k with me, Buddy!” Difficulty: “I don’t understand this f**king question!” Inquiry: “Who the f**k was that?” Dissatisfaction: “I don’t like what the f**k is going on here!” Inconfidence: “He’s a f**k off!” Dismissal: “Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go f**k yourself?!”
IÂ’m sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multiprevisatlications, how can be anyone offended when you use the word. We say: Use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It would like denify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly: F**k you!

Thx to Dennis Leary

PS: Ich habe das böse f-Wort extra schon vorzensiert. Deswegen hoffe ich, dass der Text stehen bleibt. Ist schließlich nichts verbotenes dabei.
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