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geschrieben am: 01.03.2000 um 12:55 Uhr
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Is ne Reparatur des alten Mäppchens.
Name Beitrag
Zabia Geschrieben am: 16-02-00 20:15 GMT (DE)
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Ich hab so nen netten Text geschickt bekommen, den wollte ich Euch net vorenthalten.
Also packt Eure Englischkenntnisse aus und übersetzt Euch das mal:
People ask, "How can you be friends with someone you have
never met?"
I tell them, "You have never been online, I bet!"
It's something people offline will never understand.
You open up your heart to friendship with your typing
hands.
It's a world full of friendship at your finger tips,
Online, it only takes a heart to reach people with your
touch.
First you start out online, surfing all around.
Next thing you know a great friend will be found.
You will chat a lot and surf cyber space.
Soon it will be your second home, a comforting special
place.
A friend to share your dreams and your tears and to help
each other wipe away life's fears.
You will share life together and help each other along You
will make it thru bad weather because friendship is so
strong.
No matter how far apart you go, your keyboards will keep
you together, and in your heart you will know you don't
need a face to be a true friend.
So, how do you explain this to people who have never been
online?
I guess it takes a gesture of friendship and a little bit
of time.
Ich liebe diesen Text!
Dreizehn Geschrieben am: 16-02-00 20:27 GMT (DE)
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Äääähm....
Hättest Du zufällig auch noch die...deutsche Version?
Nojooo...
Bisschen englisch kann ich, jedoch so gut nu auch wieder net hihi
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TonyMarshall Geschrieben am: 16-02-00 23:20 GMT (DE)
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Oh Gott.... FREMDSPRACHE!!!
läuft weg...
naja... kurz den Übersetzer gestartet... obwohl da nur Müll bei raus kommt... egal...
das reicht...
Übersetzung nu...vom Netzübersetzungsprog...
Leute bitten, ", wie Sie Freunde mit jemand sein können, das Sie haben
nie getroffen? ",
Ich erkläre ihnen daß, " Sie sein nie online, ich wetten! ",
Er ist, das etwas, verstehen Leute indirekt nie.
Sie erschließen Ihr Inneres zur Freundschaft mit Ihrem Schreiben
Hände.
Es ist eine Welt voll der Freundschaft an Ihren Fingerspitzen,
Online nimmt es den Reichweiteleuten mit Ihrem nur ein Inneres
Note.
Zuerst beginnen Sie heraus online und herum surfenen alle.
Folgende Sache, die Sie kennen, daß ein großer Freund gefunden wird.
Sie plaudern viel und Surfcyberplatz.
Bald ist es Ihr zweites Haus, ein Trösten speziell
Platz.
Ein Freund zum Teilen Ihrer Träume und Ihrer Risse und Helfen
weglebenfurcht des Abwischens.
Sie teilen das zusammen Leben und helfen sich entlang Ihnen
bildet es durch falsches Wetter, weil Freundschaft so ist
stark.
Egal wie weit auseinander Sie gehen, halten Ihre Tastaturen
Sie zusammen und in Ihrem Inneren Sie wissen, daß Sie nicht
müssen Sie ein Gesicht ein zutreffender Freund sein.
So wie Sie dieses Leuten erklären, die nie gewesen sind
online?
Ich schätze, daß es eine Geste der Freundschaft und ein wenig nimmt
von der Zeit.
Ãœbersetzung Ende....
Naja... ein wenig zudenken.. und umdenken...
Gruß...
Tony Marshall, der...
[Text geändert durch TonyMarshall (am 16-02-00).]
Dreamer1 Geschrieben am: 16-02-00 23:47 GMT (DE)
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Toller Text!
Aber gibtŽs auch Internet-Liebe???
Railmaster Geschrieben am: 17-02-00 12:07 GMT (DE)
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Hi Zabi!
Du Dein Text ist echt voll der Hammer, der<br |
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geschrieben am: 05.03.2000 um 12:03 Uhr
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Also ich hab mich hingesetzt und einen sehr netten Text übersetzt. Alle Wörter fand ich leider net, hab auch dann nach Gefühl übersetzt. Ich meine LOVESTEEM und HIGHSTEEM, das fand ich nirgends.
Can You Install Love?
> -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
>
> Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE?
>
> Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am
> ready to install now. What do I do first?
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> CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your
> HEART ma'am?
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> Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right
> now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
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> CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am?
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> Customer: Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOVESTEEM.EXE,
> GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
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> CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from
> your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent
> memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will
> eventually overwrite LOVESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called
> HIGHSTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE
> and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly
> installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?
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> Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
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> CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke
> FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE
> and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
>
> Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself
> automatically. Is that normal?
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> CS Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will
> reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
>
> Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
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> CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You
> need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the
> upgrades.
>
> Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?
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> CS Rep: What does the message say?
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> Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL
> COMPONENTS." What does that mean?
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> CS Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that
> the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet
> been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming
> things, but In non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your
> own machine before it can "LOVE" others.
>
> Customer: So what should I do?
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> CS Rep: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
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> Customer: Yes, I have it.
>
> CS Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
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> Customer: Thank you.
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> CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy
> them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT,
> REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any
> conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also,
> you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then
> empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone
> and never comes back.
>
> Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat
> files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows
> that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying
> themselves all over my HEART!
>
> CS Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to
> handle it from here. One more thing before I go...
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> Customer: Yes |
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geschrieben am: 25.10.2000 um 19:19 Uhr
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Here there is a lovely story for youu!
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long
white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize
them. She said, "I don't think I know you, but you must
be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat." "Is the man of the
house home?" they asked. "No", she said. "He's out." "Then we cannot come
in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him
what had happened.
"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in. "We do not go
into a house together," they replied. "Why is that?" she wanted to
know. One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing
to one of his friends, and pointing to the other one, "He is Success, and I
am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one
of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her
husband was overjoyed. "How nice!? he said. "Since that is the
case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!" His
wife disagreed.
"My dear, why don't we invite success?" Their daughter-in-
law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with
her own suggestion:
"Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with
love!" "Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said
the husband to his wife. "Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love?
Please come in and be our guest." Love got up and started walking toward the
house. The other 2 also got up and followed him.
Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are
you coming in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the
other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever he
goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is
also Wealth and Success !!!!!
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geschrieben am: 25.10.2000 um 19:50 Uhr
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[i]OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooch das ist ja schlichtweg genial, trifft den Nagel einfach nur auf den Kopf!! Bin total begeistert, Zabia woher hast du die Texte?? Kann nur sagen stimmt stimmt stimmt, sollte man echt mal drüber nachdenken (vorausgesetzt, man konnte es vollständig übersetzen *gg*)
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geschrieben am: 25.10.2000 um 20:04 Uhr
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boa *[i]heul schluchs schnief[/i]
oder wie's die werbung sagen würd':
[b][i]GEIL![/i][/b]
englisch lesen und hören geht ja noch ... aba schreiben oder gáh sprechen ?! |
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geschrieben am: 25.10.2000 um 20:31 Uhr
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Moment, moment
Ich krieg die Texte von einem Südafrikaner, wenn Ihr Interesse habt, stell ich die nettsten hier rein!
Also ich hab die net geschrieben.
Vielleicht will ja irgendeiner von Euch die übersetzen? Für die, die nicht so gut in Englisch sind?
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geschrieben am: 25.10.2000 um 22:30 Uhr
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[i]könnt ihr das bitte im FORUM WORLDWIDE tun hehehe :D;)
oki ich bin ehrlich
ich versteh leider nur die hälfte hmmmmmmmmmm
da mein englisch net so doll iss
ich kannn alles sagen aber net alles verstehn komisch gelle
aber normal iss das anders rum
wird wohl daran liegen das ich bei meiner geburt zuerst mit den füssen gekommen bin
naja , werd wohl auchmal das handbuch benutzen ;) |
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geschrieben am: 25.10.2000 um 23:03 Uhr
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[i] kann nur nochma betonen...
[b]hab kein abi[/b]
lol kusty,ob des daran liegt,na ich weiß ja nich...ggg
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geschrieben am: 20.02.2002 um 19:16 Uhr
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| HELLO WHICH DEBIT THE ACTUALLY CLEAR ABILITY ALL ENGLISH AM ENGLISHMEN AM COINCIDENTAL ON THIS PAGE COME AND WANTED ITSELF TO THIS TOPIC ANNOUNCING |
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