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hier mal was zum ablachen!!! |
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geschrieben am: 26.11.2001 um 13:43 Uhr
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The Italian who went to Malta
„One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat break-fast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her, I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna your plate, you son-na fa bitch. I donŽt even know the lady and she calls me sonna fa bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock.I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna fa bitch. So I go back to my room inna hotel an there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna fa bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: Peace on you. I say piss on you too, you sonna fa bitch, I gonna back to Italy.“
 
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geschrieben am: 26.11.2001 um 13:47 Uhr
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[i]versteh ich irgendwie net alles aber so einigermaßen hab ichs verstanden...
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geschrieben am: 26.11.2001 um 13:59 Uhr
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geschrieben am: 26.11.2001 um 14:00 Uhr
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| [i]naja so gut kann ich halt net english dass ich sowas versteh... |
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geschrieben am: 26.11.2001 um 14:25 Uhr
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wo bleiben die reaktionen 
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geschrieben am: 30.11.2001 um 15:33 Uhr
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hey miss!!! das war echt KRASS!!!!
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geschrieben am: 30.11.2001 um 15:39 Uhr
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[i][u][rot]Ho, ho
It was very good!
Bohr, eh! :-p
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